1- Why do they put the sayings/ prints/ etc across the front at the top of a onesie? I know that's where it belongs, but due to the bib(s!!) my little guy is always wearing, you will never know that he is "the smallest OSU fan," a "party pooper," a "Miami baby," "mommy's little tiger," etc unless I take the bib off for a picture. Perhaps they should put such sayings in a different place.
2- Why is it that whenever we are trying to rush out the door, the magical angle of the car seat makes him poop? Never seems to happen when I'm not in a rush.
3- How do you convince a baby that is super hungry or super tired that if he stops screaming he can eat or sleep?
4- I wonder if the reason so many moms "let themselves go," aka stop caring about their appearance is partially due to the reality people will only glance at you but will stare at your baby forever until you start to walk away?
5- Why doesn't every retail business have a drive thru? It would be so much easier to get errands done if I didn't have to get him out of the car. Starbucks at Morse and Hamilton, please consider this. It's pretty easy to convince me I deserve a treat these days. However... My secret wish is that I lived somewhere where I could walk everywhere... Like a small city in the south of France, perhaps?
6- How is it that we think it's so cute when babies have chunky thighs, chubby cheeks and multiple chins, yet we spend so much time and money trying to avoid these things? (I am NOT pro-obesity or anything, I just find this humorous!)
7- Why are the cup holders on my stroller so shallow? Is it a scheme to get me to buy the extra one that attaches on that I have yet to figure out how to install? If I never had to maneuver thing over any bumps perhaps that shallow one could work.
8- Why don't adults smell as good after a shower as babies do after a bath? Is it the products or do babies just smell better?
Well, that's all for now. Enjoy the cute pics of my little man... One with a bib, one without;)
I read it still ! Loved the questions...I wish I knew the answer to them myself :)
ReplyDeleteRight, you are KL in my shout out in the first paragraph!!! Thanks for being my audience!!
ReplyDeleteI read it too! And I love you as a new mom and always check you out :) But I do not judge moms on their bodies, tans, hair, bad breath, or bags under their eyes! I only check for smiles and to make sure you get to have a conversation every once in awhile haha. Please check me too!
ReplyDeleteaww thanks Em!! I love you as a Mom and hanging out with you and your cutie pie :-)
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